accidentally drunk by myself. again. [sunday at 9:56 pm]
have listened to ‘hold on’ by wilson phillips 37 consecutive times. [sunday at 10:22 pm]
attempted to look up the hours of cleveland metroparks zoo by typing ‘zoo babies’ into google search. [sunday at 10:23 pm]
fell off my bed & spilled beer on the carpet. [sunday at 10:30 pm]
invented a drinking game to accompany my watching the ‘hold on’ music video on youtube, drink every time i see denim. [sunday at 10:43 pm]
minor choking incident. beer down the wrong pipe. too much denim. [sunday at 10:45 pm]
looked at pictures of natalie portman, don’t know what i ever saw in her. [sunday at 10:49 pm]
texting random people in my phone book, & telling them i’m deleting their number (but not actually deleting it). [sunday at 11:02 pm]
will someone make out with me? [sunday at 11:04 pm]
will regret sounding desperate on the internet tomorrow, but will regret listening to chumbawumba tonight more. [sunday at 11:06 pm]
fashioned a makeshift flame thrower out of juicy couture & a rogue lighter i found in my desk drawer. it smells really good in here now. [sunday at 11:10 pm]
told my mom i’d rather die than ever see another episode of dancing with the stars. [sunday at 11:14 pm]
windexed every surface in my room. [sunday at 11:32 pm]
watched an infomercial for the ahh bra. skeptical about the breakthrough body form technology. [sunday at 11:35 pm]
wrote a short story about girl who went camping, got lost, & brushed her teeth in a waterfall. [sunday at 11:51 pm]
explained to my mom what a ‘blow job shot’ is. [sunday at 11:52 pm]
threw all my socks in the trash. feel liberated. [sunday at 12:01 am]
